He’s Insuring His Own Fate
(I am in traffic court for a speeding ticket. While there, I overhear this exchange:)
Judge: “Mr. [Ticketee], you had a citation for driving without insurance. Do you now have proof of insurance?”
Ticketee: “Yes, right here. I had insurance at the time I was stopped, but didn’t have the proof with me.”
(The judge takes some papers from him.)
Judge: “Okay, you were driving a [Make, Model, and Year of Car] at the time?”
Ticketee: “Yes.”
Judge: “The insurance information you just gave me is for a [totally different vehicle], and the name listed on the policy is not yours.”
Ticketee: “It’s my friend’s insurance.”
Judge: “How does that help you in this case?”
Ticketee: “I didn’t think you would look closely.”