(I work in a copy shop. A customer is in the self-serve area while I am at the computer printing an online order.)
Customer: “Excuse me!”
Me: “Yes?”
Customer: “I have this package of ink here, and it’s useless! I barely printed anything and that always happens to me! The last three cartridges I bought emptied out so fast!”
Me: “What kinds of things were you printing?”
Customer: “Court stuff.”
Me: “Okay, were the pages filled?”
Customer: “Yeah!”
Me: “Well, standard ink cartridges don’t actually have that much ink in them, and the page estimates on the boxes are only based on 10% page coverage, so that’s not a lot.”
Customer: “Well, I always run out! You sell bad ink cartridges! And now I have to use the self-serve to do all this stuff because I have too much printing to do on my little printer! And the last time I was here, someone stole the copier from me while I was sorting everything out and he stole my confidential papers! I wanted to make him go through his bag but I didn’t want to cause a scene! It’s ridiculous, this setup you have here! Anyone can just come and steal your stuff!”
Me: “What would you like me to do?”
Customer: “I want you to sell good ink!”
(I have a customer at cash, so I don’t respond to her and instead help the other customer, and I go about my day. Later…)
Customer: “Do you have some paper clips?”
(I grab one from the copy centre and hand it to her.)
Customer: “No, I need a bunch of them!”
Me: “Then you can buy a package from the shelf, if you like.”
Customer: “You’ll have to go get them for me; I can’t leave my stuff here or someone will steal it.”
Me: “I’m sorry, I’m the only one working up here so I can’t leave.”
(The customer huffs and goes back to work on her things. Later…)
Customer: “How are you supposed to get a receipt printed from these things?! I always say I want a receipt and it never prints one!”
Me: “Okay, I can print it for you behind the counter.”
Customer: “I never get my receipt! This is ridiculous! And now people are looking at my stuff!”
Me: “Do you have the card you used at the copier? I can print you a receipt.”
Customer: “Yeah, it’s right here!” *waves it in the air and then shoves it in her purse* “And now people are coming in using the copiers next to me and I have to watch all my stuff! Also, I need to pay for these paper clips.”
(I walk over to the bag of paperclips she has on the self-serve counter, but it’s missing the top, which had the UPC.)
Me: “Do you have the top?”
Customer: “No, I cut it off.”
Me: “You didn’t keep it around? Because I need that to scan it.”
Customer: “No, you’ll have to go get me a new one!”
(There is someone else behind the counter at this point so I just run to get a new package to scan so I can be done dealing with her.)
Me: “Do you have the card you used so I can print your receipt?”
Customer: “I’m so sick of your store! I come in to do my prints and I keep getting interrupted!”
Me: “We interrupt you?”
Customer: *done paying by this point, and still hasn’t given me her card to print her receipt from the self-serve copier* “Other people using self-serve do! They come in and look at my things and they’re confidential! And then I have to hide them and organize them and make sure people don’t steal them! And your store sells bad ink! ACCEPT IT!”
(And then she stormed out and left. My coworkers and I kept telling each other to accept things for the rest of the day, like, “I’m going on lunch. ACCEPT IT!” and, “The phone’s ringing. ACCEPT IT!”)