Choose Your Battles, Part 7
Customer: “Do you have that diet water?”
Me: “Diet water?”
Customer: “Yeah, like, water but healthier?”
Me: “We have vitamin water. Did you mean that?”
Customer: “No, I mean that water that has zero calories.”
Me: “That’s just regular water, ma’am.”
Customer: “Yeah, regular diet water!”
I grab a cheap bottle of regular water.
Customer: “This has zero calories?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Do you have any water that has fewer?”
Me: “Fewer than zero calories?”
Customer: *Like it’s the most normal question in the world* “Yes.”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “When will you be getting some in?”
Me: “That’s not a product that exists, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh, no, did they stop making it?”
Me: *Giving up* “…yes.”
Customer: “Such a shame!”
Related:
Choose Your Battles, Part 6
Choose Your Battles, Part 5
Choose Your Battles, Part 4
Choose Your Battles, Part 3
Choose Your Battles, Part 2