Old Enough To Know You Shouldn’t Drive Without ID
Our store policy is to ask everyone for their ID no matter the age. A seventy-something-old woman comes up to my register.
Customer: “Hello, how is your night going?”
Me: “Fine thank you. Oh, ma’am, uh… may I see your ID real quick please?”
Customer: “I don’t have my ID. I left it at home; can’t you tell I’m old enough!”
Me: “Yes ma’am, I can but, it is the store’s policy to see everyone’s ID for alcohol and tobacco purchases.”
Customer: *Getting visibly irritated.* “Fine, if I go home and get my d*** ID will you sell me the wine.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, it is 9:50 pm, you have ten minutes till the store is closed, are you sure you can make it?”
Customer: “I can make it! Just shut up about the d*** ID!”
She leaves and fast forward ten minutes later the store is closed, the drawers have been pulled and I’m now mopping as I see this lady coming back up to the door.
Customer: “Hey! Let me in!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, the store closed at 10 PM.”
I move closer and put my phone on the glass door so she can see that it is 10:10 PM.
Customer: “No! I made it back before ten! Let me in!”
She pulls on the locked door.
Customer: *Screaming.* “You think you’re god but you’re not! You’re just a pipsqueak!”
She storms off to her car. God carried on mopping.