Ship Us A Box, You’re The Piano Man…
I am queueing at a small convenience store (known colloquially as a “corner shop” here in the UK), and I notice that the man in front of me is holding an almost full-size MIDI keyboard. This thing is like the piano keyboards you’d learn on in a school music class, and he’s holding it balanced on his foot with the power lead in his hand.
I figure he’s a student at the local college and perhaps doesn’t have any better way of transporting his instrument around. The customer in front of him pays and leaves, and it’s Piano Man’s turn.
Cashier: “How may I help?”
Piano Man: “How would I send this?” *Holding up the keyboard*
Cashier: “You can pay for the postage at the self-service machine in the corner, over there.”
These are tills managed by the courier company; you weigh/measure your item, pay the fee, and it prints a label.
Piano Man: “Ah… I just send it here?”
The way he gestures to the machine using the piano is enough for both the cashier and me to realise the same thing at the same time. This isn’t a general inquiry; he’s come to send the piano via courier. Right now.
Cashier: “Are you returning it? Do you have the box and a return label already?”
Piano Man: “Somebody has bought it on eBay; I am sending it.”
Cashier: *Dumbfounded* “Uh, you can’t send it like that. It needs packing into a box.”
Piano Man: “No, I have sold it. I am sending it to the buyer.”
Cashier: “Yes, but you can’t send it like that. It will almost certainly be damaged. It’s also raining, so it might get wet on its journey.”
Piano Man: “Don’t you have boxes I can use?”
The cashier looks at the three-foot-long keyboard.
Cashier: “We don’t have any boxes that size. You’ll have to find a box and pack it yourself.”
The Piano Man responds with a vacant expression.
Cashier: “The person who has bought it on eBay — have they paid for ‘Postage and Packing’?”
The Piano Man smiles like the cashier has finally gotten it.
Piano Man: “Yes!”
Cashier: “Then they’ve paid for ‘packing’… You have to supply the packing.”
Piano Man: *Confused* “Okay… Thanks.”
Who knows if he ever packed it properly? I hope the keyboard arrived safely at its new home!