But Can It Run “Doom”?
Customer: “I need a new laptop, but my son told me what to get as we both know you like to oversell to people who don’t know much about computers.”
Me: “Ma’am, we will always try to sell you the computer that best suits your needs. Perhaps if you tell me what your son advised, I can help you find the right laptop.”
She hands me a badly-written piece of paper that is full of contradictory information. Her son wants her to get both an AMD and Intel processor, a ridiculous amount of RAM but nothing else that will take advantage of such an expensive part of the hardware, etc.
Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think this is the best configuration for a computer. Perhaps if you told me what you use it for, I can advise best.”
Customer: “Just give me what’s on the list! My son is an expert!”
Me: “I don’t think I can, ma’am. Some of this wouldn’t work together, and some of this wouldn’t work at all.”
Customer: “You’re just trying to sell me something I don’t need! My son is an expert! He knows how to forward and unsend emails and attach photos to them!”
She eventually came back with her son, whose only requirement was, “Can I play ‘Call Of Duty’ on it?”