Kris Kringle, Two Hagrids, And A Pixie Board A Train…
Four members of my family are on a two-day trip on a point-to-point daily excursion train, with a long stop at the destination for touristy-type doings. While most people who board at the main station, as we did, ride the same train both ways — or one way and take a bus for the return — we have opted to spend the night in a hotel after arrival and return by train the following day. The time and number of the return train are clearly noted on our tickets.
On the first leg of our trip, a photographer passes through, taking pictures of each person, couple, or group. Normally, they are printed and presented for sale shortly before the end of the run for those who won’t be on the train for the return, or on the train later for those who will be in their seats on the way back. Because we are not returning on that same train or by motor coach, the photographer (supposedly) notes which train we will be on for our return the following day. Great! My sons want copies, so we look forward to that; it’s pretty much a guaranteed sale.
On the train the following day, a photographer first passes through the train cars taking photos of those who are “new” to the train, and then they return to present the packets for potential sale, but ours is not in the bin. We are told that’s not a problem; it’ll be available at the photography studio at the train station.
After departing the train, my two sons and I head to the studio as instructed while my husband walks to the remote parking area to collect the car.
Attendant: “I’m sorry, your photos aren’t here. I’ll take your details and have the manager contact you. There are three trains a day a couple of hours apart, so the packet may have accidentally been sorted into the wrong bin. Do you have the card that you were given when the pictures were taken?”
Me: “No. Unfortunately, we’ve misplaced it.”
Attendant: “That’s okay. We should still be able to locate the pictures since we know which trains you were on. Are there any special features, besides three men and a woman, that would help identify the pictures?”
Me: “Well, the other man is bald on top with a white beard and long white hair; he’s often mistaken for Santa.”
Attendant: “Anything else?”
And here the three of us stand facing her: an imposing gentle giant with missing front teeth and a receding hairline, a heavily bearded, long-haired mountain-man-type guy, and me, a woman with a very short pixie cut, a large, purple facial birthmark, and a right eye that points to the side instead of ahead.
I asked myself if she really needed to ask that question, and then I provided the obvious specifics.
Later, we found and provided the code on the photographer’s card, but they claimed to have never located the photos. I suspect no one even tried.