Animal, Vegetable, Miracle (You’re In College)
(I am an assistant student helping during the first years’ biology class. The class has been instructed to take a mouth cell sample to look at under the microscope. A student signals me to come over.)
Me: “Do you need help with something?”
Student #1: “Yes, can you please show us again how to take the sample correctly?”
(I explain the procedure, mimicking the way to scrap the inside of their cheeks with a cotton swab and then place the cells in the microscope slide.)
Student #2: “So are these cells animal or plant?”