He’s A Cracked Egg

| NJ, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink

(Practically closing time and a spacey customer walks in and eventually stumbles to the register.)

Customer: “Can you fry some eggs up for me?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “You sure?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “I’d really like some eggs.”

Me: “I can’t help you.”

Customer: “Where can I get eggs?”

Me: “I don’t know, but not here.”

Customer: “I really want eggs.”

Me: “I can’t make you eggs.”

Customer: “Really? I thought you said you had eggs.”

Me: “No. I said we don’t have eggs.”

(A long and unnecessary amount of time later.)

Customer: “Oh.” *leaves*