Sadly A Usual Occurrence
Customer: “Get me my usual.”
Me: “I don’t know what that is, sir.”
Customer: “What? My usual! I always get my usual! Get it for me!”
Me: “What’s your usual, sir?”
Customer: “I don’t actually know.”
Me: “Okay, well, since none of us here know, either, let’s see if we can figure it out. What does it taste like?”
Customer: “It tastes like coffee!”
Me: “Sir, this is a coffee shop.”
Customer: “Exactly!”
I got him a regular latte, and he seemed happy with it. The next day, one of our managers who wasn’t in that day told us that his “usual” was a cream-based caramel frappe, with absolutely zero coffee in it.