Some Customers Are A Walk In The Park, Others Are A Walker In The Face
I am witness to this interaction in a coffee shop. I recognize the old lady as a regular who is usually grumpy, but this is the first time she’s been loud enough that I am able to overhear from across the store.
Customer: “I want the chai!”
Coworker: “Now, Mrs. [Customer], you know we don’t have any chai in stock. You were told yesterday that we wouldn’t have any until Friday. Are you ordering it on purpose because you know we don’t have it and you want to cause a fuss?”
Customer: “I don’t care what you said! I want a chai!”
With this, she slams her walker against the ground like she’s having a tantrum.
Coworker: “Mrs. [Customer], you had chai a few weeks ago and declared that you hated it with a passion. Now, what else can I get you?”
Customer: “I want the chai!”
At this, she upgrades from stomping her walker on the floor to slamming it against the glass counter. It actually chips a little on the corner of the impact. The manager takes over at this point.
Manager: “That’s it! Mrs. [Customer], we are tired of you purposefully ordering items out of stock in order to get a free drink. Either order something on the menu or leave, and stop using your walker in this manner or you’ll be banned!”
Customer: *Glares* “Fine. Latte. Extra hot!”
The old lady then waddles in my direction and turns her glare to me.
Customer: “Get up!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I said get up! This is my table!”
Me: “No. I’m sat here, so right now it’s my table.”
Customer: “This is where I always sit! It’s my table! Get up!”
With that, she tries to hit me with her walker. I grab it before it does any real damage, but I’m still a little shocked!
Manager: *Rushing over* “That’s it! You’re banned! We’re calling the police!”
Customer: “She’s sitting at my table!”
Manager: “I can do you one better: you can have a whole room to yourself… at the police station!”
Security escorted her out while the manager asked if I wanted to press charges. I said no, a simple banning would be fine for me. Thankfully, none of us ever saw her again!