Even Batman Had To Have Meal Breaks Once In A While
I am a police officer. My city has a chronic inability to keep crossing guards, but kids still need to cross the road safely to school, so when there is no crossing guard for a corner, officers are assigned to cover it.
I am scheduled to cover a corner at a specific time — too soon to risk getting caught on another call but just long enough away that I can grab coffee at my favorite local place and kill five minutes by sitting to eat my granola bar breakfast.
It is about 8:00 am; almost no calls come out around that time anyway, as it’s after a lot of the morning car accidents and too early for much else.
Enter a Concerned Citizen. She approaches my table and starts talking to me with no intro.
Citizen: “Is the city safe?”
Me: *Confused* “Excuse me, ma’am?”
Citizen: “Is the city safe with you in here?”
Internally, I reply, “As safe as it is when I pee or anything else normal.” But out loud, I say:
Me: “Yes, ma’am. There are lots of other officers working, and I’m eating really quickly before a detail. I’ll hear on the radio if I need to respond to anything emergent.”
The woman snorted and walked off.
I’m still not sure if she thinks I’m Batman, single-handedly keeping the criminals from overrunning the place, or if she just doesn’t think cops should be allowed to use the bathroom or eat food for twelve-plus hours at a time.