The Job Is Way Too Antsy For Me
(I’m being trained as a barista at a little family cafe.)
Manager: “So you make the coffee like this, and if they ask for flavouring, what do you do?”
Me: “Well, there’re flavouring things here. Do I use them?”
Manager: “Yep! You use the flavouring pumps. But you should always squirt the flavouring into the cup first, because…”
(She throws a look around and turns back to me conspiratorially.)
Manager: “Sometimes there’re ants in the flavouring. We keep it right next to the window!”
(That job didn’t work out; she sent me home and never invited me back. I can’t help but wonder if the problem was the face that I made.)