(A few of my friends and I are in a clothing store. We are teenagers, and my friends have convinced me to try on a dress that I have no intention of buying. They insist, however, in seeing me.)
Me: “Here you go.”
Friend #1: “You look AWESOME!”
Friend #2: “Yeah! You totally should buy that!”
Me: “Maybe. I actually kinda like it, but—”
(One of our other party members, who was browsing clothes, hurries back over frantically.)
Friend #3: “We should leave. Hurry, please.”
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Friend #3: “We need to get out of here. Now.”
(I quickly change and we leave the store.)
Me: “What happened?”
Friend #3: “The employees back there heard you say you didn’t want to buy the dress you were trying on. They were talking about us. They said, ‘Those f*****g b*****s need to get out of here so our a*****e customers can get in and spend their f*****g money already!'”
Friend #1: “WHAT?! THEY JUST LOST FOUR NEW CUSTOMERS! WE WERE GOING TO GO BACK!”
Me: “One moment.”
(I walk back into the store and find the employees.)
Employee #1: “What do you want?”
Me: “I just wanted to give you a heads up.”
Employee #2: “On what?”
Me: “I thought you should know that my friend heard every word you said. You lost four new customers with your obscene language and incredibly rude attitude. Be ready for a call to your manager. Have a nice day!”
(I left the store with the employees having horrified expressions on their faces. I called the store the next week. Ever since, the employees were fired and I was given an immense discount on my next purchase. I saw one of the employees several weeks later. She recognized me as well.)
Me: *overly sweetly* “How’s your job? Did you get a raise?”
Employee #1: “F*** you!”