Shopping In Shades Of Grey

| USA | Crazy Requests

(I work in a store known for selling Goth clothing. It is the height of the Black Friday rush. I’m one of two people working our entire floor when a lady approaches me…)

Lady: “Hi, I’m looking for a shirt my daughter wanted. It was black.”

Me: “…”

(After 30 minutes of searching, and being told I’m terrible for not knowing what she needs when 75% of our store is black, we find the shirt. It was a pale grey.)

Tagged And Bagged

| USA | Crazy Requests, Criminal & Illegal

(My store is in a mall, and we use sensor tags to deter theft. If the alarm near the door sounds, we’re required to check and see why. A man comes in and sets off the alarm. He approaches the desk with a large duffel bag.)

Him: “Hi, I need your help.”

(He opens the bag; it contains clothes from another store with the sensor tags still attached, which are usually removed when you pay.)

Him: “Can you remove these tags for me?”

(Needless to say, I told him no.)

He Is Weigh Out Of Line

, | WA, USA | Health & Body, Rude & Risque, Spouses & Partners

(It is a few days before Christmas. One of my coworkers is nearby.)

Me: “Hi there, sir. Are you finding everything all right?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’m just trying to decide which size sweater would fit my wife better.”

Me: “Do you know what size she normally wears?”

Customer: “Not really, but she is bigger than you… especially in the breasts… She is more like your size!” *gesturing to my coworker*

(Turns around to address my coworker.)

Customer: “What do you weigh?”