Better Idea: Make Your Boys Wear Dresses

, | | Right | November 6, 2007

Lady customer: “Where’s your boy stuff?”

Me: “We don’t really have any. This store is mainly targeted for girls.”

Lady customer: “WELL YOU SHOULD!”

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This One’s In Another Timezone

, | | Right | November 5, 2007

Customer: “Hi, I’ve been here for 15 minutes and I’m trying to find the Ben Sherman shirts.”

Me: (Looks behind her and points) “Ma’am, it’s right behind you.”

Customer: (Turns around) “No, I’m looking for Ben Sherman shirts.”

Me: “Ma’am, the Ben Sherman items are right behind you; there are tons of shirts on the racks right there.”

Customer: “Oh! Do they have any shirts?”

Me: (Deep sigh) “What kind of shirts are you looking for?”

Customer: “I don’t know, any kind as long as they’re Ben Sherman.”

Me: “Button downs? Polos? T-shirts?”

Customer: “You know what, I’m just gonna find someone else to help me.”

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