Acting Super Fly In Superdry

| London, England, UK | Extra Stupid, Geography, Money

(I work in a brand-name British clothing store. The brand is British, but as an artistic choice most of the clothing has Japanese text and the word ‘Japan’ in the logo, so it is common for a lot of customers to think the brand is Japanese. I am Chinese but I was born and raised in the UK.)

Customer #1: *to [Customer #2]:*  “Why are we in this stupid store?”

Customer #2: “Because I like it! And I like supporting British companies.”

Customer #1: “You’re so stupid! This is a Japanese company! All you’re doing is supporting the Japanese!”

Me: “Sorry to interrupt, madam, but I couldn’t help overhearing. [Store] is actually a British company. The Japanese element is just an artistic choice. Not only that, but all our clothes are made in the UK as well.”

Customer #1: “You’re just saying that because you’re Japanese! You just want to send our money back to Japan!”

Me: “I was actually born here, madam, and not that it matters, but my ethnicity is Chinese, not Japanese.”

Customer #1: “Same thing!”

Customer #2: “Oh, my God! You can’t say that!”

Customer #1: “Sure I can.”

Me: “Madam, I couldn’t help but notice that you are carrying some [Other Brand Clothing Store] shopping bags.”

Customer #1: “So?”

Me: “That is an American brand. I am sure the USA appreciates your support.”

Customer #1: “Whatever!”

Customer #2: “Oh, shut up, [Customer #1]! And besides, you’re Polish!”

‘Entitled’ Doesn’t Even Begin To Cover It

| IL, USA | Crazy Requests, Money

(We are currently having a clearance sale. Kids’ clearance items are an extra 20% off. It either comes up when I ring up the item or there is a sticker on the tag that is the final price that already has the 20% taken off.)

Customer: “Don’t I get an extra 20% off of these items?”

(I ask my manager and she says that it’ll come up when I ring it up or the price on the tag is the final price. I tell that to the customer.)

Customer: “But I should get an extra 20% off.”

(Most of these items are already extremely cheap, as in $2.00 and under. My manager comes over to my register and explains to the customer what she already told me.)

Customer: “I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. These things should be an extra 20% off.”

(My manager apologizes again and says there’s nothing she can do. Customer continues to get angry and argue with my manager.)

Customer: “I’m a silver level cardholder! I’m entitled!”

Not Giving The Staff Enough Credit

| IL, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Money

(I work at a clothing store, we have a pinpad where customers can swipe their cards but we have to swipe the card at the register. And we have to ask if it’s credit or debit, and if it’s credit we need to ask to see the customer’s ID.)

Me: “Is that credit or debit?”

Customer: *says as if I don’t understand English* “This is a… credit… card. It’s American Express.”