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Seeds Of Love

, , , | Right | June 2, 2026

A customer comes up to me with one red and one green shirt.

Customer: “I need fifteen of each of these, in these sizes.”

He hands me a piece of paper with the sizes and quantities on it.

Me: “I… uh… can check the back.”

Between checking what we have in the store and the back, we’re able to get all thirty shirts for him.

I’m ringing them out, and I guess the curiosity is showing on my face, as the customer says.

Customer: “They’re for a wedding.”

Me: “Interesting color choice—”

Customer: “The theme is watermelon.”

Me: “…Oh.”

Customer: “Yeah, they really like watermelons.”

Color Me Skeptical

, , , | Right | June 2, 2026

A customer walks up to me carrying a red sweater.

Customer: “Do you have this sweater in a bigger size?”

Me: “What size is that?”

Customer: “XX.”

Me: “I’m sorry, that’s the largest size we carry.”

Customer: “Can you just check?”

Me: “I can, though, being the largest size we carry, I know that there would be none there.”

Customer: “What about the blue. Would that fit?”

How To Push Someone’s Buttons

, , | Right | May 23, 2026

Our store sells Merino wool clothing.

Customer: “These buttons on this shirt are too buttony. You need to give me 15% off because I’m gonna have to remove these buttons and find new ones.”

Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

Customer: “TOO BUTTONY!”

Me: “What makes them too… button…y?”

Customer: “Oh my God, really? You see these buttons?”

Me: “Yeah?”

Customer: “That’s too much button!”

Me: “Too many individual buttons, or…?”

Customer: “No! The buttons themselves! They’re too much button per button! Too buttony!”

Me: *Can’t believe I am asking this.* “What would be an appropriate amount of button per button, ma’am?”

Customer: “One button per button! Obviously!”

Me: “Oh, yes… obviously.”

She actually did get her discount (10%, not 15%), but I think it was mainly because the manager was confused, and she didn’t seem like she was trying to scam us…

Underdressed For Success

, , , | Right | May 15, 2026

I used to work at a really popular clothing store here in Australia, most famous for its underwear and socks, but also sold clothing good for casual wear. We had a sale that was 30% off all women’s outerwear (read: clothing).

Customer: “Why is that ringing up as full price? You have a sale on!”

Me: “The sale is only on outerwear, madam.”

Customer: “Bras are outerwear, so are included in the sale.”

Me: “No, madam, our company classifies bras as underwear, not outerwear, or outer clothing. Our sale applies to the outerwear only, like tracksuit pants, jumpers, the shirts and shorts, etc.”

This woman then removes her top. She is now only wearing a bra above the waist.

Customer: “There! Now it’s outerwear!”

I call my manager over, who stalls a little when walking over and sees what the customer is (or isn’t) wearing. He decides that if she’s that desperate for a discount, he’ll give it to her.

After she leaves:

Me: “You shouldn’t have done that.”

Manager: “I know. I just wanted to get rid of her.”

Me: “I mean it. She’ll be back, and next time she’ll be trying to buy panties…”

Does Not (Day)Care About Anyone Else

, , , , , , | Right | CREDIT: Amazing_Emu54 | May 14, 2026

When this happened, I was working as a checkout worker in a supermarket. It was between one of the COVID Lockdowns in Australia, when non-essential stores had opened for a bit.

I was at a shopping centre in H&M getting some of the basics I’d been needing to replace (new pair of jeans, singlets, etc.) when an entitled mother (mask down to her chin), whom I sadly recognised as being a regular annoying customer at my store, marched up with her little boy.

I had worked at the same supermarket for several years and had seen this boy grow from a normal kid to an entitled brat.

Customer: “Hey, I just need to grab a few things. Could you watch my baby for a quick sec?” *Turns to walk away.*

Me: “Sorry, no, I can’t. And, you may not have noticed, but your mask isn’t on quite right.”

I was getting very sick of reminding customers about this at the time, but I couldn’t help it.

Customer: *Storms back over.* “Have you got something better to do?”

Me: “That doesn’t matter—”

Customer: “—Don’t you work here? I’m a paying customer, and you need my business!”

Me: “No, I don’t work here, but that wouldn’t matter. This is a clothes shop, and people here are working, so no one can babysit.”

She said a few more things before storming off, dragging the boy, who had begun pulling things off the rack.

At my next shift, I was dreading the encounter when she came up to my register (the boy was screaming in the trolley about wanting fast food), but she didn’t act any differently. I guess she hadn’t recognised me and just assumed that all retail workers look the same and exist to do her bidding.