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Size ‘L’ For Lazy

| The Netherlands | Bad Behavior, Popular

(During my studies, I work part time at a high-end clothing store. One of my tasks is to fold clothes in the women’s department. I’ve just folded a high pile of baby-pink polo shirts, when a woman comes up and starts pulling on the bottom of the pile.)

Me: “Can I help you?”

Woman: “I need this in size L.” *pulls random polos from the pile*

Me: *grabs polo* “Here you go, an L.”

(The woman heads for the fitting room, and just as I have reshaped the pile to something neat, she returns and throws her crumpled polo shirt on top of it.)

Woman: “Aaah, no. You know? Pink just isn’t my colour. Now, fold.

(She waves her hand at me to make me work.)

Me: “…”

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Wouldn’t Want To Be In Their Shoes

| UT, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Popular

(It’s a slow day, and I’m the only cashier up at the registers. A frazzled mom comes up to make her purchases with her chatty toddler son in tow. The kid is talking non-stop, pointing out every little thing, and obviously has been doing so for some time. The mother is quickly losing her patience and hardly says a word to me.)

Me: *reaching for a pair of toddler boy shoes to scan* “Hey, bud, are these awesome shoes for you?”

(The little boy nods excitedly and stops mid-sentence to begin chatting about his shoes. The mother cuts in.)

Customer: “Obviously those are for him. Please don’t talk to my son.”

(The rest of the transaction was done in uncomfortable silence, save for the little boy continuing to chat away non-stop. To this day I’m still dumbfounded over her response!)

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Redo This Coupon, Sharp(ie)!

| VA, USA | Crazy Requests

(The customer is an elderly woman. After ringing up her 30 items, I hand her her receipt and one of our coupons, which are valid for the five days after the purchase. She has been pretty nice up to this point, but now her face is scrunched up in anger.)

Elderly Customer: “These dates don’t work for me! Change them!”

Me: *taken aback* “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I don’t have the power to do that.”

Elderly Customer: “Just Sharpie them in!”