(I’m folding shirts at the front of the store when an older man approaches me looking flustered.)
Me: “Hello. How can I help—”
Customer: “Where do you keep your Levi’s?”
Me: “Excuse me? This is a [brand name store].”
Customer: “Yes. Of course it is. I’m not an idiot. I just want to know where your Levi jeans are!”
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry, but we only carry our [store name] jeans because we are a [brand name store]. We don’t carry Levi’s.”
Customer: *looking confused and a little angry* “That’s nonsense! Where can I get some then?”
Me: “Well, large chain stores sometimes carry them. You can try Fred Meyer, Target, or Costco.”
Customer: “Outrageous! I came here to this store specifically to get Levi’s!” *storms off*
Introducing Weekend Roundups: each week, we’ll be featuring some of our favorite stories from the Not Always Right archives.
Kids Say The Awesomest Things! This week, we share five stories that show that kids are not only our best customers, but can be an employee’s best friend!
- Ah, Children:
A misbehaving customer gets put in the time-out corner…by a toddler.
- They Swim Where The Sun Doesn’t Shine:
When Blade meets The Little Mermaid, awesome ensues.
- Making A Hug(e) Difference:
Every store needs a kid like this…seriously, can Not Always Right adopt this boy?
- Vocabulary, Meet Veracity:
Proof that kids hear everything parents say.
- They Grow Up Too Fast:
When the rubber hits the road, Ultimate Driving Machines come in all sizes.
Customer: “So, is your spring line out yet?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
(I walk her over to our new spring section.)
Customer: “Oh, thank you! However, I think this in the wrong section.”
(She hands me a sage green tank top.)
Me: “No, ma’am, that is part of our new spring line.”
Customer: “What? Green isn’t a spring color! Why would you choose this color?”
Me: “Well, we just get sent the clothes, then we put it out.”
Customer: “But why would you put out an obviously not spring color? You need to pick better colors next time!”
(I am ringing up a customer. While she is waiting for me to finish, I suggest that she tries our fragrances.)
Customer: *sprays fragrance* “This stuff smells like a toilet.”
Customer’s friend: *laughs hysterically*
Customer: “It’s not a bad thing, though. It smells like a clean toilet.”
(A man is browsing through the lingerie and I approach to see if he needs help.)
Me: “Are you shopping for a gift for your girlfriend?”
Customer: “Naw, it’s for shawty, my hollaback girl!”