I Am Just A Number

| Bergen, Norway | Extra Stupid, Family & Kids, Top

(I am out shopping with my 10-year-old sister. I am 23. Another customer, a woman in her 60s, approaches my sister as she is standing by herself for a moment.)

Customer: “Are you the manager here?”

Sister: “No…”

Customer: “What are you, then?”

Sister: “I’m 10…”

Discount Their Math Skills

| Dayton, OH, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Money

(My store is having a sale for 20-40% off. A customer comes in with a return, and she wants to purchase some more items as well. I try to run it as an exchange, knowing this will actually save her money.)

Me: “Okay, after your store credit, you only owe $10.61.”

Customer: “Wait, what are you doing? I wanted 30% off!”

Me: “I realize that, ma’am, but actually, if you run this return as an exchange, you will actually pay less money than with the 30% off.”

Customer: “No! I wanted my 30% off! Just let me return this and get my 30% off!”

Me: “Okay, I can do that.”

(I do the return and then ring up her purchases.)

Customer: “Okay, your total with 30% off is $32.54.”

Customer: “There! That’s better!”

Coupon And On And On

| Calgary, AB, Canada | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Money

(I work at a children’s clothing store. A customer comes in with her daughter and wants a jacket, so I process it. She then gives me a coupon printed off for 25% off. Members can get coupons in e-mails so this is normal. I scan it in to discover that number has been used already.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. This coupon has been used already.”

Customer: “Yeah. I used one at your other store.”

Me: “Well, I apologize, but they should have taken it from you at the other store. We can only accept a coupon once.”

Customer: “Yes, I printed it out again. It said I can use it all weekend!”

(I had to hold back laughter because I glanced at her daughter and she just gave me this look that said ‘I’m so sorry’ as I explained that the sale was for the weekend only but it’s one coupon per customer. I never believed people would actually do that until today.)