Some Customers Need To “Back” Off
My awesome manager is leaving, and it’s his last week. We are chatting about it when a customer asks about a product. My manager checks the system.
Manager: “It looks like that’s out of stock, I’m afraid, but we can order it in—”
Customer: “Check the back.”
Manager: “Well, we don’t really have much back there that—”
Customer: “Check the back! I want you to check!”
Me: *To my manager* “It’s okay, I will have a quick look.”
I do this to appease the customer, as we both know she won’t back down otherwise. I make a quick visual scan of the room and come back out to inform the customer that we don’t have it.
Customer: “You were too quick! You possibly couldn’t have checked the entire back!”
I open the door to “the back.”
Me: “Ma’am, that is the entirety of our ‘back’. It’s twenty square feet. All stock we receive goes straight to the shelves.”
And then this woman, who doesn’t work here, suggests something to me, who has worked here for over two years.
Customer: “Are you sure it doesn’t go around the corner?”
Manager: “Ma’am, it’s not the warehouse from Indiana Jones! Your size six Crocs are not hiding behind the ark of the covenant! Now, either let us order it in for you or leave!”
She left, and I was reminded once again how much I am going to miss that manager.