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The Boy Who Cried Nothing

, , , , , | Learning | August 10, 2026

In France, students can have different attendance statuses. Some are regular day students, while others are “free day students,” meaning they’re allowed to leave campus whenever the teacher in charge of the last period of the day or half-day is absent instead of staying at school.

One Thursday morning, the notice board announced that our math teacher, who was supposed to teach from 11:00 a.m. to noon, was absent. We had been scheduled to take a test, but when a teacher was absent, tests were usually postponed. As free day students, we were happy because it meant we could leave school at 11:00 am and only come back for our afternoon classes at 2:00 p.m.

However, around 10:00 a.m., one of the school supervisors ran into our classmate, Adrian. He told him that our math teacher had decided to keep the test after all. The supervisor himself would supervise it in Room 103, and Adrian was supposed to let the rest of us know.

Adrian never told anyone.

When the test was supposed to begin, Adrian was the only student in the classroom. Meanwhile, all the students who had to stay on campus—such as those eating lunch at school or those who weren’t allowed to leave during free periods—had gone to the supervised study hall, which is where students normally go when a teacher is absent.

At first, they were annoyed with Adrian for not telling anyone. However, the supervisor said, “That’s not like Adrian.”

Until then, Adrian had been a fairly well-behaved student. He wasn’t an outstanding student academically—he was much better at literature than science—but he’d never been in serious trouble. The worst he’d gotten were a few notes home for talking too much in class.

The students who had stayed at school eventually stopped complaining. After all, the test had gone ahead as planned, and they’d already studied for it.

The problem was that all of us free day students, me included, had already gone home.

When we returned that afternoon, we finally found out what had happened. We went straight to the middle school Dean of Students, who said we’d have to discuss it with the math teacher. She also admitted that the situation was surprising because, in her words, “It doesn’t sound like something Adrian would do.”

When our math teacher came back the following Monday, he refused to believe our version of events. Every free day student—including me—received a zero on the test and two hours of detention for skipping class.

The Dean of Students later told us there was nothing she could do. There was no proof that Adrian hadn’t warned us, and Adrian continued insisting that he had.

To make matters worse, some teachers criticized us for becoming more distant from Adrian afterward. But he wasn’t ostracized at all. The students who had stayed on campus kept talking to him as usual, with only two or three exceptions who sided with us.

After that incident, Adrian went back to being the same quiet, well-behaved student he’d always been.

To this day, none of us knows why he acted the way he did that day.

Cannot Wait Until End Of Period

, , , , , | Learning | July 29, 2026

We’re in tenth grade (fifteen to sixteen years old).

Female Classmate: “Mr. [Teacher’s Name], I need the hall pass.”

Teacher: “Why?”

Female Classmate: “For the restroom.”

Teacher: “Class is over in five minutes. You can hold it.”

Female Classmate: “I really can’t.”

Teacher: “You’re not a little girl anymore. You can hold it for five minutes.”

Female Classmate: “You’re right. I’m not a little girl. I’m a young woman, and my tampon is full.”

The look on his face! He stopped questioning why the girls needed to go to the restroom after that.

The Birds, The Bees, And The BNC Connectors

, , , | Learning | June 25, 2026

While I was attending a lecture in HVAC school, the teacher said something about male and female electrical connectors. I happened to be sitting next to a Hispanic guy who spoke passable, but somewhat limited English. He leaned over and asked me to clarify.

Me: “Okay, fine. Electrical connectors have one terminal like this.”

I held up a finger.

Me: “And one terminal like this.”

I made a circle with my thumb and index finger.

Me: “…Aaaand they go together this way.”

I inserted my finger in the circle. After a brief pause, but no “Ah-Ha”, I forged ahead. So male (held up finger) and female (made circle, then demonstrated again).

He did his very best not to laugh out loud and disrupt the lecture, and almost managed it, then bumped me on the shoulder and said:

Classmate: “Yeah, makes sense, man. Thanks.”

Ruining A Power Trip

, , , , , , , | Learning | June 7, 2026

Our college is hosting a quiz night (called Mastermind), but each participant will be quizzed in a subject of their choosing, related to or adjacent to the degree they’re studying.

My friend and classmate is taking mathematics, but he has a unique interest in really large numbers, and so he’s taking the quiz using his specialist subject “Names Of Really Large Numbers.”

He’s asked some of us to shout out “ten to the power of ‘X'”, as long as ‘X’ is a multiple of three (3, 6, 9, etc.).

Math Friend: “I’ve memorised a lot of these, so I have this list.”

He hands a list, which goes as follows:

Line #1: “103 – Thousand.”

Line #2: “106 – Million.”

Line #3: “109 – Billion.”

This list, I kid you not, went all the way down to:

Line #1000: “103003 – Millinillion or Millillion.”

So, we started having fun with it:

Me: “Ten to the power of 2325!”

Math Friend: “Quattuorseptuagintaseptingentillion.”

Friend #1: “Ten to the power of 1485!”

Math Friend: “Quattuornonagintaquadringentillion.”

Friend #2: “Ten to the power of 474!”

Math Friend: “Septenquinquagintacentillion.”

All of us are amazed, and also suddenly interested that the big numbers have such interesting names. One of our friends, thinking he’s so smart, shouts out:

Other Friend: “Ten to the power of a million!”

Math Friend: “A milliplex. Or a milliplexion depending on which scale you use.”

We all laugh and look at [Other Friend].

Other Friend: “Wait, I want a do-over! Mine came out lame. I wanted a long-ar*e name like you lot got.”

Math Friend: “Well, if you wanted that…”

We googled it (no pun intended), and discovered:

Math Friend: “…it would be called ‘ten trestrigintatrecentilliduotrigintatrecentillion’.”

Other Friend: “You know what? Milliplex is fine.”

Write And Wrong

, , , , | Learning | April 28, 2026

In my sophomore year of high school, I took an academic writing class. At the end of each project, we would do peer reviews. I partnered up with a friend of mine, took his paper back to my desk, and started looking over it.

My inner grammar pedant comes out during peer reviews. My friend had some of the worst grammar I had ever seen. Misplaced commas, mispelled words, and homophones abounded. Being an overconfident fifteen-year-old, I pointed out every single one. When it came time to exchange peer reviews, I walked over to my friend.

Me: “I liked the general structure of this, but your grammar is honestly kind of atrocious.”

Friend: “I’m dyslexic.”

Oh, s***.

 I apologized to my friend profusely. He thankfully wasn’t too upset about it. We’re not friends anymore (for reasons unrelated to this tale), but I try to keep him in mind when I’m doing peer reviews these days. The memory still makes me cringe a little.