You Can’t Really Argue With That
I am a ballet teacher. On this occasion, I am teaching a small group of six- and seven-year-old beginners.
Student #1: “Miss [My Name], why does ballet only count to eight?”
Me: “I’m not entirely sure. I think it’s because music is usually counted in four, and two sets of four is eight, but I don’t know for certain. The problem is that ballet is really old, so we don’t have many records of why things are the way that they are.”
Student #2: “Wait, how old is ballet?”
Me: “The earliest beginnings of ballet are over 600 years old.”
Student #1: “Woah… That’s even older than Disney Plus!”