A Small Fish In An Even Smaller Pond
(At the pool where I work, we usually give swim tests to young children who want to go swimming in the deep section without a parent.)
Mother: “Can my son take the swim test?”
Me: “Sure, how old is he?”
Mother: “He’s three, but he’s a very good swimmer! He doesn’t even use water-wings in our pool!”
Me: “All right, let’s see you jump in! Swim to the other side and come back.”
(The boy jumps in and starts swimming, badly.)
Mother: “You’re doing great, sweetie!”
(The boy, still struggling, turns around, swims back to the ladder, and climbs up.)
Mother: “So, he passed, right?!”
Me: “No.”
Mother: “What?! Why? I can’t believe you won’t let my son swim out there!”
Me: “Well, your son clearly is not a strong swimmer and I feel it’s not safe to let him go.”
Mother: “No, my son is a great swimmer! He spends every summer swimming!”
Me: “What kind of pool do you guys have?”
Mother: “A kiddie pool.”
