Little Miss Entitlement
(I’m sitting across from some not-so-nice customers. They have small children misbehaving. The youngest just chucked their plate of food down on the floor.)
Mom: “Oh. You. You!” *snapping at her waiter now*
Waiter: “Yes? My name’s [Waiter]. Oh, no, you dropped your plate!”
Mom: “No, she disagrees with the food. My child’s intelligent and gifted enough to know what she wants. This is a sign that your food is not to her taste and I demand a free meal for this poor treatment.”
Waiter: “I’m sorry?”
Mom: “Are you saying my child’s not an equally valued customer like the rest of us?! How rude! Does this establishment not value children?”
Waiter: “Um, I’m sorry about that. I’ll go run to the back and get this settled.”