The Boss Is No Shrimping Violet
(My sister and I are craving [Specialty Drinks] and we stop at [Popular Fast Food Restaurant] to treat ourselves. After placing our orders, we’re waiting, and we get to experience this interaction:)
Employee #2: *to the manager as she runs out of the kitchen* “Hey, [Manager], you need to talk to [Employee #1]. He’s back there eating shrimp again, and now I need some air.”
Manager: “D*** it, again? Fine. Hey, [Employee #1]!”
Employee #1: *sticks head out of kitchen while chewing* “What?”
Manager: “Are you eating seafood?”
Employee #1: “H*** yeah!”
Manager: “We don’t serve seafood at [Restaurant], so, none in the kitchen.”
Employee #1: “Why the f*** not?”
Manager: “There are people like [Employee #2] who are allergic to seafood, and we don’t have it on our allergen list.”
Employee #1: “F*** that, [racial slur]. I love shrimp.”
Manager: *apparently losing patience* “You can’t eat it in [Restaurant].”
Employee #1: *stuffs piece of shrimp into his mouth with a gloved hand*
Manager: “Okay. Fine. You’re fired. Let’s head to the office.”
Employee #1: “What the f***, [racial slur]! You can’t fire me!”
Manager: *authoritatively* “Office. Now.”
(He started towards the back. Employee #1 followed angrily. My sister and I left with our order. We were both glad we didn’t order any food, because my sister is deathly allergic to shrimp.)