A Hurricane Of The Same Call
(A few weeks ago we were hit by Hurricane Matthew, and a lot of people are calling to make sure it is safe for their upcoming visit. The damage was fairly minimal and cleanup lasted only a few days, but of course news stations are hyping it up for ratings, so a lot of people don’t believe us when we say the city is fine. After dozens of calls repeating the same spiel over and over, I decide to have a little fun with people.)
Caller: *in a very thick southern accent* “Hi, this is [Caller] and I’m calling from Texas. We saw about the hurricane on the news and as we’re visiting your city in a few weeks I just wanted to call and make sure everything was all right for our visit.”
Me: “Unfortunately, we’re still under eight feet of water. I actually had to swim into the office today. On the bright side, we don’t have to worry about traffic!”
(She is silent for a moment, and I’m afraid I may have offended her, but then she bursts out laughing.)
Caller: “You are a Texas joker! You’re funny; you would fit in just fine down here, darling.'”
(She asked me a few more questions about her stay and then concluded the call. The whole situation was incredibly stressful, but that call made my week!)