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Cents-lessly Arguing Over The Cost, Part 3

, , , , , , , | Right | April 21, 2023

A customer comes into the store looking outraged.

Customer: “My service was down all day yesterday!”

Me: “We had a hurricane yesterday, and it damaged some of the network. We were able to get it up and running again after twelve hours.”

Customer: “This is unacceptable! I am paying for a service, and you did not provide that service! I want a credit!”

I check their account.

Me: “I see you’re on our Supersaver $12.99 a month plan.”

Customer: “That’s right.”

Me: *With a calculator* “Okay. September has thirty days, so that’s 720 hours. That comes to roughly 1.8 cents per hour, or 21.65 cents for the whole twelve-hour outage.”

Customer: “…”

Me: “Would you like that as a check, or shall I credit your bill for next month?”

Customer: “…”

Me: *Getting out a quarter* “I’ll tell you what. Since you’re such a loyal and understanding customer, we’ll credit you for a few more hours and you can take this entire quarter!”

The customer just walked out without saying another word. I love being the manager.

Related:
Cents-lessly Arguing Over The Cost, Part 2
Cents-lessly Arguing Over The Cost


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The Way Of Water Damage

, , , , , | Right | March 29, 2023

In the pre-smartphone days, a mother and her brood make their way to my counter in the back, with the most horrifying scowls on their faces. They are enraged. The daughter looks like she is ready to kill everyone in the building. She hands me her phone, and I can see that there is obviously some water behind the screen.

Me: “This is very likely water damage, which voids the warranty.”

Daughter: “That’s not possible! I have never gotten the phone wet.”

She says this despite the obvious water behind the LCD. I show her the indicator on the battery that changes when it’s water-damaged — also the moisture on the battery isn’t helping her case!

Daughter: “No, it’s not possible that it’s water damage.”

She looks at her mother, and the beast bellows:

Mother: “IF MY DAUGHTER SAID IT’S NEVER BEEN WET, IT’S NOT WET! SHE’S NOT A LIAR!”

I take the phone in the back and look up her account to see if there’s anything we can do for her.

Me: “You have insurance on the phone, so you can get a replacement through the insurance company.”

Daughter: “Why can’t you do it in-store?”

Me: “Because it’s water damaged.”

Daughter: *Getting angry and defensive* “You probably dipped it in water when you took it in the back to look at it!”

I was kind of dumbfounded at that point; it was like she didn’t believe in liquid. Fortunately, I saw that one of the lines on the account was available for an upgrade, so instead of arguing with her, I just told the daughter that she could upgrade to a brand-new phone for a big discount instead.

The mother was still unhappy, but the daughter managed to convince her to just drop it and buy her a new phone, instead.

People will do anything to avoid taking the blame, even when the evidence is obviously right in front of them.

In A State Of Confusion, Part 10

, , , , | Right | March 27, 2023

A customer is at the counter at our cell phone store.

Customer: “What kind of coverage will I get when I am on vacation in Texas?”

Employee: “That depends on where you’re going.”

He pulls out their coverage map of the USA, sets it in front of her, and asks her where she is going to be. She scowls at him.

Customer: *Indignantly* “Well, where’s Texas?!”

Related:
In A State Of Confusion, Part 9
In A State Of Confusion, Part 8
In A State Of Confusion, Part 7
In A State Of Confusion, Part 6
In A State Of Confusion, Part 5


“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.” Check out more geography-challenged customers with our roundup: 13 Customers Who Are Very Bad With Geography

Should’ve Gotten Out While The Getting Was Good

, , , | Right | March 16, 2023

During my time as a customer service representative for a cell phone carrier, a customer called in upset over something. (I don’t remember the exact details.) I was willing to issue a courtesy credit. It was the customer’s fault, but whatever circumstances were involved, I was okay with giving a small credit.

But the customer wasn’t having it.

Customer: “That’s not good enough! I want the entire amount credited! Let me talk to a supervisor!”

My supervisor not only backed my findings, but he also revoked my credit offer and refused to send the call higher or back to me.

No One Likes It When You’re Pushy. Or Transparently Dishonest.

, , , , , | Working | February 21, 2023

A day before a journey to a foreign country, my dad drops his phone and it doesn’t work anymore. I give him one of my old phones and I plan to go to a phone repair shop the next week. I already saw that his screen is broken (it’s not cracked), so it might just be a loose connection. The shop I visit has been in my town for over a decade, so it must be trustworthy. 

I am greeted by an older man who speaks little Dutch, but we manage to communicate. He calls someone, speaks to them in another language, and then gives me a (reasonable) quote. He asks me to go to the repair shop. I didn’t know it was separate, but it’s about 200 meters away and they can fix it within six to eight hours. Sounds great.

I go to the repair shop and I am greeted by a younger man. (He later introduces himself as the older man’s son.) He sees the phone and starts talking in the same language to his coworker. He does mention the brand of the phone a few times, so I know they are talking about the phone. He puts the phone on his workbench on some sort of plate. 

Man: “Miss, I can fix this phone for [slightly higher but still acceptable quote], but wouldn’t you rather have a whole new phone? I have this phone, which is the next gen, and it’s only 50 euros more.”

He shows me a phone out of its package, with a barcode sticker on the back and fingerprints and scratches all over it. I can see that even from the distance I’m standing away from him.

Me: “Oh, like a refurbished phone?”

Man: “No, no, this one is brand-new! It would be a lot better than changing the screen on this phone. I can do it — in thirty minutes, even — but I can’t guarantee that will make it as waterproof as before. This old phone is slow and already two years old.”

The coworker starts talking in their language again to the man who is helping me. I get a weird feeling, especially after seeing that banged-up “brand-new phone”.

Me: “Well, it’s actually my dad’s phone, so—”

Man: “Then he should definitely upgrade! This new phone here is very easy to use, and I can move any data from the old phone to the new one. You’d be doing good by not repairing this and just getting a brand-new phone for him.”

I’m feeling pressured, so I decide to trust my gut.

Me: “I’ll have to consult my father on this. Thank you.”

The man doesn’t move, speak, or anything.

Me: “May I please have the phone back?”

Man: “Why? Didn’t you want it repaired?”

Me: “Yes, but I need to talk to my dad about what he wants: a repair or a new one.”

The man hands me the phone.

Me: “Why is the phone so hot?”

Man: “Ah, it was on the heat plate, to ‘melt’ the glue. It will cool down soon.”

Me: “Sure, thanks. If my dad wants the upgrade, you’ll be seeing me again.”

I turn around, and immediately the two start talking in their language again, one slightly annoyed. When I am home, I call my dad.

Me: “Yeah, don’t go to that place. They tried to pressure me into buying a banged-up secondhand phone, out of the box, claiming it was brand-new. And I don’t know if they were talking about me, but my gut told me to get out of there. I’ll look for another store.”

I went to a phone repair shop that was recommended to me in the next town over. They looked at the phone, gave me a quote HALF the price, and told me they’d be done in about three hours. I did some shopping, had a drink at a cafe, and was called back half an hour later than estimated. When I got back, the shop owner showed me the broken screen (and what exactly was broken) and the now wonderfully working phone. The phone had even been charged.

Dad was very pleased when he came home from his vacation.