Hiding In Plain Sight
(I manage an authorized retail location for a major cellphone company.)
Me: *to customer coming in the store* “Hello! How can we help you today?”
Customer: “I need to start new cellphone service.”
Me: “Great! Let’s just go over to my desk so I can get some information from you to get started.”
Customer: “I am so glad to not have to deal with those jerks at [Company we sell service for].”
Me: “Um, you are dealing with one of said jerks right now…”
Customer: “You mean this isn’t [Competitor with a completely different log, color scheme, and name]?”
Me: “No, sir, sorry.”
Customer: “Well, HOW DARE YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS [Competitor]!” *storms out*
Me: *to coworker* “You would think the four-foot letters over the door, the sign right there on the wall, the logos everywhere, and my name badge would have been enough…”