(Our customers who come in are served on a first-come, first-serve basis, since it typically takes anywhere from 15-45 minutes per person depending on what they need. It’s a Sunday, several of our staff are on vacation and several others have called off sick, and there’s already nine people waiting for various services. As I go to call the next customer who has been patiently waiting for close to two hours, a female customer who has just entered walks up to me.)
Customer #1: “I need help.”
Me: “I’m terribly sorry, but we’re quite busy. Can I get your name to add to the waiting list? We’ll have someone with you as soon as possible.”
Customer #1: “I just have a quick question, though. Shouldn’t take more than a few seconds.”
Me: “I suppose if it’s just a quick question, I can help. Then after I can take your name down if you’ll need further help.”
Customer #1: “Good, I just need to know if you’re taking trade-ins for [Older Model Cellphone] to get money off of the new updated version.”
Me: “As long as it’s in working condition, we absolutely do.”
Customer #1: *trying to hand me her old cell phone from her purse* “Great. Well, I’ll just give you this, and I’d like [Newer Model Phone]. I want the silver-colored model if possible. I also want a case. I’m not picky about it, but preferably one that’ll last. I also want to switch my data plan. I only have 2 gigs now, but I wanna up it to 4 because I’ve been going over a bit. Also, we need to add my husband to our plan and to get him a phone. He doesn’t want anything fancy, though.”
Me: *refusing to take her phone* “I’ll be able to help you with that. Can I just your name for the waiting list?”
Customer #1: “Oh, I just wanted to do it now.”
Me: “Unfortunately, ma’am, we have a number of people who have been waiting to be assisted. I can take your name down though, and assist you shortly.”
Customer #1: *narrowing her eyes* “But I want to do this now.”
Me: “Ma’am, we have a waiting list. I have to help people on a first-come, first-serve basis.”
Customer #1: *starting to fume* “Well, I’m not waiting.”
Me: “Unfortunately, I need to be helping the next person on our waiting list. If you’d like, I can take down your name, but unfortunately I won’t be able to assist you at the moment.”
Customer #1: *screaming* “But I don’t want to wait! If they’ve all been waiting, surely they won’t mind waiting a little longer.”
(Everyone is now looking. Another customer who is standing nearby chimes in.)
Customer #2: “I’ve been waiting over an hour. As a matter of fact I DO mind having to wait longer just because you can’t be bothered to wait like the rest of us!”
Customer #1: “Go to h***!”
(She storms towards the door, turning before she leaves…)
Customer #1: “This is terrible customer service, you know! I shouldn’t have to wait! You took my question, that means I am being helped first and foremost!”
Customer #2: “No, you’re just a terrible f****** customer!”
Customer #1: “You shut your mouth, you f****** hog!”
(Another voice pops up.)
Customer #3: “Uh… [Name]?”
(Customer #1 turned and saw another customer who seemed to recognize her, and was staring at her in shock. She went red and bolted, leaving the rest of the room snickering and laughing. It’s always fun to see someone like this get embarrassed by their own behavior. Unfortunately, I didn’t find out who the other customer was or how they knew the woman.)