(My Scout group and I are coming back from a camp. I am sitting in the second row from the back. Behind me at the back is one of the older Scouts, who is somewhat unpredictable. As it’s hot, the window is open.)
Older Scout: *out the window, at a passer-by* “Cheese!”
Me: “What?”
Older Scout: *at a second passer-by* “Cheese!”
Me: “What are you doing?”
Older Scout: “Shouting cheese.”
Me: “…sure, okay.”
(This continues until we get to a red light and stop. A rather angry-seeming man walks up to the bus.)
Man: “What did you just say to me?”
Older Scout: “…cheese?”
(Apparently satisfied, albeit confused, the man walks off.)
Me: “I think you should stop shouting ‘cheese.'”
Older Scout: “Yeah, probably.”
(The older scout stops looking out the window. A second man walks up. He doesn’t say anything. Rather, he spits in my face and walks away.)
Me: “Ugh!”
Older Scout: “Did that guy just spit at you?!”
Me: “Ew, I think he had chips in his mouth!”
(As far as we could work out, the second guy thought that I’d been the one shouting cheese. Since then, the older scout has stopped shouting things at random people, but it took a while for me to feel clean!)