Your Refund Request Is Barking Mad
(I work in the dog and cat department of a big pet store in a local mall. Probably half of our customers come in from out of town. This happens when I answer a call for my department one day.)
Me: “Thanks for holding for [Pet Store]. This is [My Name] speaking. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, I was in the store earlier today, and I bought a kennel, but the cashier also charged me for a bag of [Puppy Food].”
Me: “Oh! I’m sorry. If you could bring your receipt to the store, we’d be happy to get you a refund.”
Customer: “She also gave me the food.”
Me: “I’m sorry; did you say you have the bag of food?”
Customer: “Yeah. But I don’t want it.”
Me: “Okay. Well, if you could bring the bag of food and your receipt back to the store, we’ll get you a refund.”
Customer: “I live in [Nearby Town].”
Me: “Okay. Well, our return policy is thirty days, but if you don’t think you can make it back within that time, I can pass you on to my manager, and she can extend that window.”
Customer: “Can’t you just do the refund over the phone? I paid by debit.”
Me: “Uh… no. No, we can’t do a refund over the phone.”
Customer: “Well, why not?”
Me: “For one thing, you can’t do debit transactions over the phone, period. For another, you have the product. You need to bring the product back, and your debit card, for us to do the refund.”
Customer: “But I don’t want the dog food.”
Me: “That’s fine. You need to bring it back to the store so we can do the refund.”
Customer: “Fine.”