Cover(sheet) Your Ears
(We have a self-serve fax, with store cover sheets to use for free. When checking customers out, I always ask if they used a cover sheet, since their confirmation sheet doesn’t tell me; it only says how many total pages went through. If they used a cover sheet, we charge one less page than the confirmation sheet says:)
Me: “Did you use one of our cover sheets today?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Okay.”
(I charge him for all the pages on his confirmation and he pays.)
Customer: “Wait a second. Aren’t the cover sheets supposed to be free?”
Me: “Yes, but you didn’t use one.”
Customer: “Yes, I did!”
Me: “Only our store cover sheets are free. Sorry.”
Customer: “No, I did use one of yours!”
Me: “You told me you didn’t.”
Customer: “No, I didn’t!”
Me: “Yes, you did. I asked you if you did and you said no.”
Customer: “Oh, well, I wasn’t listening.”