(I answer the phone at home.)
Me: “Hello?”
Caller: “Hello, am I calling the Lee family?”
Me: “Yep, speaking.”
Caller: “Very well. My name is [Caller], calling on behalf of the Chinese-Canadian Association. Do you have a moment to participate in a survey?”
Me: “I’ve got time, but I don’t think you’d be interested in what I have to say.”
Caller: “I don’t follow, sir.”
Me: “Unfortunately, we aren’t Chinese, so I don’t think I can adequately field any of your inquiries.”
Caller: “I’m sorry, but I am calling the Lee family, correct?”
Me: “Correct.”
Caller: “And you aren’t Chinese?”
Me: “Also correct.”
Caller: “But how can that be?”
(Apparently, he had never heard of Korean people named Lee. Or even white people named Lee!)