Do Not Anger That Woman In Particular
(I am one of few girls who work at my depot, and sometimes my male coworkers like to tease me. It’s all in good fun, and I give as good as I get. On this particular day, I am the only girl working.)
Customer: “You go, girl! Stand up to those bullying guys!”
Me: “Oh, you bet. It’s hard being the only girl sometimes, y’know?” *obviously joking*
Customer: “You know what you should do?”
Me: “What, sir?”
Customer: “You should get them really drunk, wait until they fall asleep…” *dramatic pause*
Me: “…and?”
Customer: “Nail their foreskins to the floor!”
Me: “Umm…”
Customer: “Trust me; it’ll work!”
Me: “Ha… hahaha.”
Customer: “Nah, I’m just joking with you… or am I?” *leaves*
(A few minutes later, my coworker comes up to me and asks why I look so horrified. I tell him what happened, and he responds with:)
Coworker: “So, would that make them floorskins?”