Security Works Too Well, Apparently
I work in a call centre. A customer calls me and I have to go through standard security before accessing the customer.
Customer: “How do I know who you are? You are asking for this information and I don’t know you!”
Me: “These are standard security questions that were set up during the account. And you called me.”
Customer: “You could be anyone! You don’t just ask people these sorts of questions!”
I cut off the rant.
Me: “As I said, these are standard security questions that we ask every customer, and you called us.”
Customer: “It’s a scam! I’m going to report you to the FCA [Financial Conduct Authority]! I’m a solicitor, young man, so you must understand that I know the law!”
Me: “Then you would know about the Data Protection Act, which prevents us from revealing sensitive information to people who can’t pass security.”
The customer loses it.
Customer: “I’m having lunch with your chairman, and I will have your job! Now, if you don’t want to be fired, give me what I need!”
Me: “I can, as long as you pass security.”
At this point, I know the customer is going to swear. Three swear words, and as long as I signpost it, I can terminate the call.
Customer: “YOU LITTLE C***!”
Me: “Please don’t swear; otherwise, I have to terminate the call.”
Customer: “Don’t tell me what to do, you b*****d! I will have your f****** job for this. Do you know who I am?! I pay your wages! I earn more in an hour than you do in a day, you f******—”
Me: “Okay, sir, I’m going to terminate this call due to foul language.”
I ended the call and fully noted the account.