Unfiltered Story #108229

, , | Unfiltered | April 4, 2018

(I work in a contact center and during the holidays we hire seasonal people to help with our busiest days. I am on break and I notice a new hire needs help (all other floor walkers are busy and I’ve been here for two years). I walk over and attempt to help.)

New Hire: *raises hand*

Me: “I can help ya!”

New Hire: *blank stare*

Me: “Sooooo, whats up?”

New Hire: *tells me issue*

Me: *Gives solution and walks away.*

New Hire: *asks a floor walker as they walk by about THE SAME THING*

Floor Walker: “Do what (me) Told you to do. She knows her stuff”

New Hire looks at me a glares.

Floor walker winks at me and smiles 😉

No reason to be a turd when I’m trying to help.

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 76

, , , | Right | April 2, 2018

(Financial institution contact center work puts you in touch with some of the crème de la crème, intelligence-wise.)

Client: “Yes, I need to transfer money into my account.”

Me: “And how were you making the transfer?”

Client: “Cash.”

Me: “You want to do a cash deposit over the phone?”

Client: “Yeah, PNC allows you to take photos of checks and send them in for deposit.”

Me: “So, you want to send us a photo of some cash and honor that as a deposit.”

Client: “Yeah, can you do that?”

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 75
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 74
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 73

Lazily Urgent

, , , | Right | March 30, 2018

(I work at a call centre for a logistics company. Situations tend to escalate a bit on Friday afternoons, when clients realize they have missed the driver and will have to wait until Monday for their packages. The other option is for them to come to the package centre, which is usually located out of town. Since we try our best to accommodate requests that are really urgent, some clients try to test our flexibility.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. Your package will be re-delivered on Monday.”

Client: “Please, can’t you make the driver come back? This is really urgent! I need this for the weekend.”

Me: “Unfortunately, that would not be possible, but you can come by the package centre this afternoon and take your package. Would this work for you?”

Client: “Are you kidding me? I’m not driving all the way there for two phone cases!”

A Slick Way To Lose Your Warranty

, , , , | Right | March 26, 2018

(I work for a company that provides technical support for outdoor power equipment. This conversation is with a woman who has a riding lawnmower, and wants to know why it caught fire after she added oil to it.)

Customer: “Why the hell would my mower catch fire?! You have s***ty equipment. How dare you sell something so dangerous to people?! We paid over $1,500 for this piece of s***. Now, figure out what’s wrong, and get me a brand-new g**d*** mower that won’t blow the f*** up!”

Me: “Okay, ma’am. I’m sorry this happened. I’ve honestly never heard of this happening before! Could you tell me the location you added oil to, and how much oil?”

Customer: “I added it in the little hole that had a cap that said oil! And I added the whole bottle!”

Me: “Okay, this model holds almost a gallon of oil. It shouldn’t have spilled over or caught fire. Do you know the type of oil you added? It could be pertinent to the incident ticket I have to file for your claim. Again, I’m sorry this happened, but I can get you squared away quickly.”

Customer: “I used regular oil! I always have a few bottles in my cupboard! My husband normally does these things, but I had it on hand and it was easy enough!”

Me: *wondering who keeps motor oil in a cupboard* “Ma’am, what brand of oil was it?”

Customer: “I don’t see how that matters. It was just regular, store-brand vegetable oil! Just send this stupid thing in so I can get on with my life!”

Me: “Um… Ma’am, are you saying you added cooking oil to your gas-powered, engine-powered riding mower?”

Customer: “Well, yes, obviously! Oil is oil, isn’t it!? Now, what are you going to do about this?! It hasn’t even been used! Do something to get me a new one that works and isn’t s***!”

Me: “Ma’am… I’m truly sorry to tell you, but we cannot assist you. You have voided the warranty on the product. Adding vegetable oil is not acceptable for an engine. It runs on engine oil. I’m sorry, ma’am. I can’t submit this ticket. It’s not a product defect.”

Customer: “Yes, it is! Engine oil, vegetable oil, rabbit oil! What’s the difference? It’s all the same! You companies just want more money out of us hard-working folks! Submit it now!”

Me: “No, ma’am, I cannot. I’m sorry. There’s a very large difference between vegetable and engine oil — mainly that adding vegetable oil will set fire to your engine. That’s not an approved substance. This is not a manufacture defect, nor product defect.”

(At this point my supervisor is behind me, staring at me, has heard everything, and is trying not to laugh or cry at the idiocy of this woman.)

Customer: “Well, what kind of defect is it, then?! I demand you submit a ticket.”

(My supervisor signals me to tell her a specific error we use in customer service, but never say to a customer. So, I take the chance.)

Me: “Well, ma’am, I hate to tell you, but unfortunately, this is an ID10T error. It’s not something we’re responsible for.”

Customer: “What does that mean?! Actually, I don’t give a s***! Get me a f****** mower. I know you’re stupider than rocks, but this isn’t complicated. You got your d*** info. When can I get my refund or new mower?!”

Me: “Ma’am, you won’t. You added cooking oil to an engine-driven product. That voids any and all warranties. It is customer error, and there is absolutely nothing I can do for you. Now, I am sorry this happened, but the most I can offer you is a new engine with a 10% discount on it, or a new mower with a 15% discount. Both those offers end when this call ends. But I will ask you to be respectful to me, or I will not continue this call.”

Customer: “This is outrageous! No. A thousand times no. I want a new f****** mower! I’ll call my lawyer, you stupid b****!”

Me: “Ma’am, you have been warned. You’ve been abusive since the start of the call. It is not our fault that you wrongly decided cooking oil and engine oil were the same and added the wrong one to your machine. It is yours. I know for a fact that the oil cap has an imprint of the acceptable oil type. You chose to ignore it. Good luck with your mower, and good day.” *ends call*

Supervisor: “There’s no way what I think happened really happened.”

A Costly Interruption

, , , , | Right | March 20, 2018

Customer: “I cancelled this subscription and you sent me a new package.”

Me: “I’m so sorry, ma’am. I’ll cancel all future shipments for you. I can refund—”

(I am about to offer to refund part of her charge for the trouble, letting her keep the product.)

Customer:No. I don’t want to deal with that. I’m not shipping anything back to you; this is such a hassle already.”

Me: “Okay, ma’am, then you’re all set. Have a great day.”

(I wonder if her mother ever taught her not to interrupt people.)

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