Doppelgänging Up On You
My first full-time job was working for an insurance call centre. The company had its own insurance products, but it also managed calls for quotes and medical questionnaires on behalf of other companies as well.
We were not allowed to let customers know that we managed quotes for other companies. If the customer wanted a quote for a different company, even if it was one we took calls for, the customer needed to hang up and call that number.
One day, I took a call from a man looking for a travel insurance policy. He was friendly, and the call went as normal. I gave him several quotes. He told me he wanted to shop around a bit more before making a decision, so I saved the quote for him and ended the call.
A few minutes later, a call came through. It was the same man but calling for one of the other companies. I gave my usual greeting.
Caller: “Wow, you sound a lot like the young lady I was just talking to a second ago.”
Me: *Trying to keep my cool* “Oh, really?”
Caller: “Yeah, I just got off the phone with [Company #1].”
Me: “Oh, well, you’ve come through to [Company #2].”
We carried on with the quote. I detailed the products and their coverage. As we were wrapping up the call, the man said:
Caller: “Wow, are you sure you don’t have a sister or something working for [Company #1]?”
Me: “Not as far as I’m aware.”
Caller: “You two sound so alike. You even have the same peculiar accent.”
Because I moved around a lot growing up, I have a weird combination accent that includes a mix of Essex, Hampshire, and Norfolk, as well as a slight American twang as I lived in the States for some years as well (North Carolina and South Carolina for anyone interested).
Caller: *Chuckling* “Maybe you have a long-lost sister.”
It was super awkward as the man joked and speculated about some long-lost relative working for another insurance company. All the while, I couldn’t let on that he had called the same call centre, or I would be disciplined or even potentially fired. Finally, the call was over. Just as before, the man said he wanted to get more quotes before he decided.
I ended the call, praying that he didn’t come through to me a third time. Thankfully, he didn’t. But it quickly became a joke amongst my colleagues that I had a long-lost sister hiding somewhere in the office.