Dial Down The Crazy
(I work at a large call center for a major credit card company. About once a month, our managers sit with us and listen in on calls to help improve customer service.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]; my name is [My Name]. May I have your name?”
Caller: “No.”
Me: “…All right. Well, do you have your account number, so I can assist you today?”
Caller: “I don’t carry that with me.”
Me: “Well, then, how can I help today?”
Caller: “I don’t know. You called me.”
Me: “Ma’am, I didn’t call you.”
Caller: “Yes, you did. How else would I be talking to you?”
Me: “Ma’am, did you dial our number?”
Caller: “Well, yeah.”
Me: “So technically you called us.”
Caller: “No, I didn’t!”
Me: “Okay, how can I help?”
Caller: “I guess you can’t.”
(The caller hangs up, and I look at my manager.)
Me: “Did that really happen?”
Manager: “I have no words.”