Making An Amendment To The Amendment
(A customer has called in to complain about being assessed a paper statement fee, which we recently implemented. I explained to her multiple times how to enroll in online statements in order to waive the fee, which she feels she shouldn’t have to do.)
Customer: “I shouldn’t have to do that. This is my money and it is unconstitutional to charge these fees.”
Me: “Ma’am, these fees are not unconstitutional. We have a team of lawyers who check all of our policies and fees before they are implemented specifically for legality.”
Customer: “I’m telling you. These fees are unconstitutional and violate my Second Amendment rights!”
Me: “Ma’am, you do realize that the Second Amendment allows you the right to bear arms and own a gun, don’t you?”
(Pause…)
Customer: “Well these fees are still unconstitutional. And wrong. I want to speak to a supervisor!”