Was Dying The First Time
(I am working in a call center that takes calls for 800 numbers people see on psychic hotline commercials. The deal is we tell you the cost and then give the actual 900 number.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Psychic Line].”
Caller: “Help! I spilled my fish bowl on the bed and my fish is dying! He’s just flopping around! What do I do?”
Me: “Umm… what?”
Caller: “My fish is dying! What do I do?”
Me: “Put him in another bowl?”
Caller: “Thank you! This will save him!” *laughs* “Sorry, man, just thought you might be able to use a laugh tonight.”
Me: “Yeah, always appreciate that. Have a good one.”
(Two calls later:)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Psychic Line].”
Caller: “Help! I spilled my fish bowl and my fish is dying!”
Me: “Dude, it’s me again.”
Caller: “Oh, hey, isn’t that funny.”