This Is Not Their Calling
(I facilitate conference calls, and one of my duties is to call people to connect them to their call. I’m calling a client to connect them to a scheduled call when this happens.)
Me: “Hello, Mr. [Client]. I’m calling from [Conference Center] to connect you to—”
Client: “What is this all about? I don’t have a call today!”
Me: “I have you scheduled to attend [Call Title] today at [Time]—”
Client: “Bull-s***! That call isn’t today! You people NEVER get our calls right! DON’T CALL ME BACK!”
Me: “But, sir, I have [Attendee Name #1], [Attendee Name #2], and [Attendee Name #3] holding on the line and they are waiting for you to join so they can begin the conference!”
Client: “Well, why are you wasting so much time? People are WAITING for me! Put me in the d*** call already!”
Me: *face-palm* “One moment, sir.”