This Is A Holdup!
(I work for a major cell phone provider in the US as a customer service agent in a call center. Throughout my time working for this company I have had some major crazies call in and demand things for the craziest reasons. This one is my favorite.)
Me: “Thank you for calling. This is [My Name]. Can I have your name, please?”
Customer: “It’s [Customer] and I have been on hold for over an hour!”
(Today is actually a rather slow day, and I have had some time between calls, so the guy is clearly full of it.)
Me: “I am sorry about that, sir. We can’t predict the amount of call volume that we are going to have.”
Customer: “I don’t care; I demand compensation for the time I wasted on hold!”
Me: “Sir, that is not a valid reason to credit an account, but at the end of the call, I will see what I can do for you. What is the reason for your call today?”
Customer: “TO GET MY CREDIT!”
Me: “Were you supposed to get a credit from a rep and it never showed up?”
Customer: “NO! ARE YOU DEAF? I WANT MY CREDIT FOR WAITING ON HOLD!”
Me: “Wait. You are saying you called in and waited on hold to get credit… for waiting on hold?
Customer: YES!”
Me: *face-desk*