I work in a pensions and investments company call centre. I am on their e-service support desk for people struggling to log into their accounts on our website. I have a caller phone up, go through all the security questions with me, and then let me know they are having trouble logging in.
Our website has a lot of different login screens, so clicking “log in” just takes you to all the different sections for the different accounts. These are all labelled with the type of account the customer has to make it easy to navigate to the right place.
Me: “So, what you do is you click ‘log in,’ click ‘customer,’ and navigate to ‘[Correct Contract]’. Once there, click that button to take you to your login portal.”
Caller: “Okay.” *Pauses* “So, I’m logged in, but I don’t see my plan.”
Me: “Did you navigate to ‘[Correct Contract]’ and click it?”
Caller: “I clicked ‘log in’ but nothing happened. I don’t see my plan details.”
Me: “Okay, so you click ‘log in,’ click ‘customer,’ and navigate to ‘[Correct Contract]’.”
Caller: “I did click ‘log in’ but nothing happened. I can’t see my plan still.”
Me: “…”
Me: “So, after you click ‘log in,’ you need to click ‘customer’ to give you the different login options, and then you need to click on ‘[Correct Contract]’. This is where you actually need to log in. So, can you do that for me?”
Caller: “Nothing happened.”
Me: *Patience running thin* “Did you click on ‘customer’?”
Caller: *Realisation dawns* “Oh… okay.” *Pauses* “So… now where do I log in?”
Me: *Rubbing my face* “You click… ‘[Correct Contract]’.”
Caller: *Long, long pause* “Oooh, okay.” *Pauses* “So do I put my login info here?”
Me: *Forcing a smile, gritted teeth* “Yeah, that’s your login page. Yup. Uh-huh.”
Caller: *Pauses again* “Okay! I see my plan now! You’ve been really helpful, thanks! Bye.” *Hangs up*
Me: *Just stares at the screen*