(I work in a wake-up call company. We provide wake-up calls for hotels, and for independent people who schedule wake-up calls to make sure they can catch their planes, etc. We also provide these kinds of calls to old people to remind them to take their pills, or for their varying appointments, etc. I work night shifts, and I am alone in the call center when the phone rings.)
Me: “Wake-up call service. How can I help you?”
Caller: “That was a good show, dude!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Caller: “The show was awesome, man! I loved it!”
Me: “Sir, you’re calling a wake-up call company; I think you might have the wrong number.”
Caller: “No, dude, Mick gave us the number to call him!”
(At this point, I’m starting to realize this guy is coming back from a Rolling Stones concert in the same state where I live, and is high as f***. Since I don’t have any calls to make for another 20 minutes, I decide to play along with it.)
Me: “Okay, sir, I’d be happy to help you, but I need to know who you want to speak to.”
Caller: “Is this Mick Jagger? Dude, you’re so cool, man! Hey, where are you? We left the show like five minutes ago.”
Me: “You wish to speak with Mick Jagger? Just hold on for a second; I’ll patch him through.”
(I put him on hold, go on [Video Website] to look at a Mick Jagger interview for two minutes, and come back with my not-so-good Mick Jagger voice.)
Me: “Hello, who is this?”
Caller: “Mick? Holy s***! I’m on the phone with Mick Jagger. Dude, the show was soooo awesome! I’m your biggest fan! Mick, tell me when your next show is; I’ll follow you!”
Me: “Okay, son, what is your name?”
Caller: “I’m [Caller]!”
Me: “Okay, [Caller], leave me a phone number and I’ll make sure to call to tell you when my next show is. Now, I have to go back to sleep; I’m tired.”
Caller: “Yeah, cool, okay! My phone number is [number].”
Me: “Okay, I’ll make sure to call you tomorrow and give you my next show date!”
Caller: “Thanks, man. You’re the f***** best!” *click*
(The guy called about six hours later, completely sober, and told me he saw our number on his phone and was wondering why he called our company. I explained everything, and he laughed his ass off and apologized. I realized he lived about 45 minutes away from me and we decided to meet, and we became friends for about a year before I shipped off to college.)