I have just started working for a small company that promotes an extremely fit, healthy, and ethically-minded lifestyle. As a result, a lot of my new coworkers are these beautiful and toned Greek gods and goddesses. While I do exercise twice a week, I am the definition of “average build” compared to these people, but since I have been hired for my IT skills, no one is expecting me to have a six-pack.
During my first few days, I am told that sometimes Human Resources brings in cupcakes from a local bakery. That same day, after finishing a long work task, I see a box of cupcakes on the kitchen table from the local bakery, as described.
I help myself to one, and it’s very good! It’s a little dry, but the flavor is perfect. As I am chewing on a cupcake, one of the goddesses walks in.
Coworker: “Oh, finally! Someone is eating the cupcakes!”
Me: “What do you mean, ‘finally’?”
Coworker: “No one here really eats those. They’ve just been left out.”
Me: “Uh… for how long?”
Coworker: “I think they got them last week sometime?”
Me: “And you just left them here for people to just… eat?!”
Coworker: “Well… we all just kinda ignore them.”
Me: “Obviously!”
I was known as “Cupcake Guy” for the next five years that I worked there. Thankfully, I did not get sick from the one-week-old cupcake, but I threw away the rest. After that, every time HR came in with a free box of cupcakes, they just gave them to me directly!