I Don’t Have The Power To Explain It To You
I am an admin at an Internet café, back when the Internet is quite new and a lot of people rely on these cafes for access. My job was mainly dishing out access codes to people who pay for access — for a short time, like an hour or two. Yep, this is a long time ago when access isn’t universally available and is HUGELY expensive.
Suddenly, we have a power outage, so nothing is on. Enter two customers.
Customer: “We want an hour of access on two computers.”
Me: “There is no electricity.”
Customer: “But is there Internet?”
Me: “Uh… no.”
Customer: *To their friend* “Wow. What are the chances of the place losing electricity and Internet at the same time?!”
They left, confused, and left me confused.