Don’t Strain Your Eyeballs
Like a lot of people, I’ve decided to cut the cord and get rid of my cable, and since the promo period on my Internet is expiring, I’ve decided to downgrade it a bit to save money. I call the order in on the fifth of the month; my bill comes out on the tenth, so that’s plenty of time. On the eleventh, I get my bill, and not only is the TV still on there (my fault) but the old, higher-priced Internet without the promo is there, too. So I call.
Nice phone support goes over with me that the TV is not removed until I return the equipment, and they ask if I can take it back to the local store. Sure! When I do, I’ll get the credit pro-rated from the return on my next bill, and they can fix the overcharge for the Internet at the same time.
What completely puzzles me is that, an hour later, I get a notification that my bill is paid. The payment was by a credit card ending in four digits that match none of mine, and I’m set up on autopay that comes out the twenty-fifth of every month. The bill is just over $120, so it isn’t just a credit for anything. Plus, there’s $10 left on the bill; the amount paid is my old amount. My new amount is $10 higher (because the ‘net wasn’t downgraded).
I go over there on my lunch hour, figuring I’ll straighten everything out at once. I walk in, and at first, I see no one. Then, from the back corner, behind plexiglass (understandable), I hear, “What do ya need?”
I walk over and find a girl with headphones on. She has a laptop with a movie streaming in addition to the two “work” monitors I can see. She pulls one side of the headphones off.
Me: “I need to return my TV equipment. I canceled it.”
Representative: “Phone number on the account.”
I give it, she asks if she has the correct name, and I confirm.
Me: “While I’m here, I have a couple of other billing issues, and they told me last night on the phone that you could fix them.”
Representative: “What—” *eyeroll* “—billing issues?”
Me: “Well, I changed my Internet package on the fifth, and I got my bill on the tenth, and it’s still charging me for the higher.”
Representative: *Another eyeroll* “If you change your package in the middle of the billing cycle, it doesn’t show up until the next bill!”
I’m not having a good day.
Me: “Let’s do some basic math, shall we? I changed it on the fifth. I got my bill six days later since I didn’t actually get it until the eleventh since my billing cycle starts on the tenth, which was a Sunday. So it was not in the middle of the billing cycle; my bill after that was wrong.”
Representative: “I don’t need you to talk to me like that!”
Me: “Well, listen to your customer, and you won’t be talked to like that.”
Representative: *Yet another eyeroll* “I can credit you the $10, and your bill will be paid, okay?”
Me: “Fine, I’ll take the credit, but about that payment last night, that wasn’t me. That wasn’t my credit card. I didn’t pay it.”
Representative: *Tapping keys* “There, I gave you the credit. Your bill is paid, okay?!”
Me: “Again, I didn’t make that payment. I think someone else’s payment was applied to my account.”
Representative: *And another eyeroll* “I don’t know what to tell you. I gave you the credit; your bill is paid!”
Me: “I didn’t pay my bill; someone else did, and—”
Representative: *Cuts me off* “You’ll get your credit for returning the equipment and the TV charges on your next bill. Is there anything else?”
Me: “Nope…”
Man, whoever paid my bill, thank you, and I’m sorry, I tried to be honest… because a week later, my bill is still paid. Blame the person whose movie I interrupted!