I work for a major cable provider, and the issues that come up and are repeated are… something. This is one of those.
If you are unfamiliar with call centers, most large ones have systems in place to route callers back to the last person they worked with if that person is available. My job is to handle what I call Tier 1.5 issues with all services as well as billing (when that department is slammed) for business customers.
Me: “Thanks for calling [Company].”
I ask for verification information and the customer provides it.
Me: “How can I assist?”
Customer: “I don’t have a picture on my TV. Before you ask, yes, it is connected to the cable box, yes, it is set to the correct input, and no, I’m not going to double-check those things.”
Me: “Okay, thanks for confirming that information. Does the TV show ‘no signal’ or a blank screen?”
Customer: “Why does that matter? I told you everything is hooked up correctly. Just send me a new cable box as this one is obviously broken.”
It is worth noting there is no way to “send” a cable box to a business customer. A technician has to go out to collect the old or broken box and install and activate the new one.
Me: “We can send a technician out with a new box; however, if they don’t find any issues with the box, there is a $150 service call charge.”
Cue the customer having a meltdown and threatening to not pay, etc., but agreeing to have the tech come out anyway, fully understanding the likely cost.
Fast forward a couple of weeks. The same customer calls in again with the same issue and gets me.
I literally repeat the same scripts that happened the first time. However, this time, I have added notes from the tech as I see there was a $150 charge.
Me: “Before we send another technician, can you verify that the cable box is plugged into a power outlet?”
Customer: “It is not, and I will not plug it into one. Why should I pay to power the device when I pay you for it and the cable can carry power?”
I knew this was coming from the tech’s notes; otherwise, I would have needed a mute break to laugh my a** off. Yes, a coax cable CAN carry enough power to keep cable boxes and small modems running without a power outlet, but it shouldn’t as that wouldn’t be safe.
Me: “Sir, as the technician advised you, the cable box needs to be plugged into a power outlet to function. The cable does not carry enough electricity to allow it to function.”
Customer: “I WILL NOT PLUG IT INTO POWER UNLESS YOU WILL PAY MY ELECTRIC BILL!”
Me: “Without power, it will not work, and the cable system does not provide power at this time. Can you plug it in now to verify it is working?”
Customer: “Fine, but I still need a tech out because the box isn’t working when I unplug it.”
I ended up sending another tech as the customer refused to hang up without that being confirmed. The result was another $150 charge and me fielding the call when he got shut off for not paying the bill. They still had the box unplugged and continued to unplug it after every tech visit. In the end, they were disconnected for non-payment and charged an early termination fee, and they still refused to plug cable boxes into a power outlet.